People have told me they like the catch phrases I say a lot. Popular phrases are, "hotter than two rats humpin' in a wool sock" and "out like cassette tapes and slap bracelets."
In all honesty, most of the stupid phrases I say are not original. I have shamelessly ripped off the humor of others in order to make people laugh.
However, thanks to the stellar role model Michael Vick, I have come up with some originals. The following phrases are not ripped off in any way and you are allowed to steal them from me. I don't mind.
"I am sweating like Michael Vick at a PETA convention."
"I am as busy as Michael Vick at a dog fight."
(if talking about someone that is well-endowed)
"He has more Kibbles-n-Bits than Michael Vick"
"Quit barking at me! I ain't Michael Vick."
That's all I have come up with so far. If you have any to add, please post them in the comments so I can steal them for my own enjoyment.
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